Words

the birth of the….eh, I got nothing

The problem with being an essayist is that you need a constant supply of topics, then of course you need a fresh perspective on them. Then of course there are the days that you have zero inspiration or good ideas. Well in fairness I have had plenty of good ideas just not for the blog. I figured out a great marketing app for a company, wrote a couple of good little schemes, plotted a couple of plots. Then for the pithy blogasy (blog/ essay…like I said not great in metaphor today). I did come up with several horrible topics, so those I would like to share:

1. Anderson Cooper is a horseman of the apocalypse
2. Condoleezza Rice is just misunderstood
3. Mitt Romney on Barack Obama
4. Why Betamax was the superior format
5. Mick Jagger and Keith Richards: the secret love
6. Ruby on Rails: who cares
7. Brian Eno: Genius or Wanker
8. Mac, Pc or Stone tablet
9. Is Larry King actually dead?
10. Why do women and Mickey Rourke like small unattractive dogs?
11. How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck would?
12. Rosie O’Donnell VS Trump, Godzilla Vs Mothra only not as cool
13. Why did they make Spider-Man dance, and be emo?
14. Fish tacos natures perfect food.

Hmm I might have something that Larry King thing though….